[NOTE: Apologies for the previous upload of this final chapter being the wrong one. While I PMed to have it removed, that request seems not to have been honored. So I’ve gone ahead and uploaded the correct final chapter here.] A Mostly Unwelcome SurpriseBy Clove Hardwood http://clovehardwood.tumblr.comhttp://twitter.com/[email protected] The following story is entirely a work of …