A lesbian dressed as a man and went on a blind date.On the next couple of weeks,the blind date couple dated then decited to marry,the one not knowing she was dating a lesbian. So they married and they had a good couple years,the lesbian faking it for a good sex life,the other not knowing it. …
ANOTHER SEX WITH SHEEP JOKE
One day a man was driving down a country road in his car when off to the side he saw a man having sex with some sheep. Disturbed by this, he drove to the nearest house to tell the sheep’s owner what was going on. When he knocked on the door a little boy answered. …
The Cannibals
One day 3 guys got stranded on an island, and they were captured by cannibals. They begged for their lives, and the king cannibal said, “Ok I’ll give you 2 trials. I’ll tell you the first one now and the second one later. The first one is pick 10 fruits gaziantep escort of the same …
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GUY WHO CAN’T GET IT UP
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Go forth and multiply
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Ma visite à Marie
Je rentrais à la maison et retrouvais ma petite famille. Pour la première fois depuis mon mariage, je devais jouer un rôle apparent tout en ayant des pensées contradictoires. Je ne me rendais pas compte si ma prestation était crédible. Je n’avais pas trop d’inquiétude pour les enfants. Ils attendent surtout de l’amour de leurs …
Times of Discovery Pt. 02
An extremely annoying sound swept away the last remnants of blissful sleep. Evan heard Jill moan as she sat up on the edge of the bed to answer the phone. With eyes barely able to focus, he looked around a strange room and started to remember where they were and why they were in this …
Two on One
It was just a little sound. Not much but enough for me to know someone had come in. I looked at the clock – 2:06 AM. I am glad it was Saturday morning. There was a friend’s shower tonight that Becky had gone to with Autumn. I watched a little basketball and played a little …